Sunday, 29 July 2018

Kylie Jenner Got Called Out For Photoshopping Her Body, And People Are Pissed

First of all, I should take a moment and say you're welcome to Adobe Photoshop. I can't even begin to count all the free press the company has gotten since the act of editing a photo became universally known as photoshopping.

It's not as if Photoshop is the only editing software on the market. Hasn't anyone heard of Pixlr, Snapseed, or Aviary? No? Me neither! We're all too busy solidifying the Photoshop brand!

Deep breath Anyway, we're also here to talk about Kylie Jenner — she's richer than you!

If I had zero knowledge about who Kylie Jenner was, and had to go off this photo alone, I'd still be very confident that she had more money than I do.

She also has a lot more haters!

However, that's not as impressive of a feat, because I have a total of zero haters — not because I'm really cool or anything, but because literally no one knows who I am.

But to prove my initial statement, take a look at this photo that Kylie Jenner recently posted on Instagram. Fairly average selfie, no?

No — according to several people, the answer is "no."

Instead, a number of people insisted that the selfie had been edited, or photoshopped (still waiting on that thank you, Adobe).

Specifically, these detectives pointed to the "warped" floor around Kylie's hips.

Now, I'm no Photoshop expert, but I can crop an image and slap two red arrows on it.

To help you get a closer look, these people were referring to some apparent inconsistencies in the flooring, including both the wooden tiles and possibly the carpet, too.

I'll admit: the carpet line is definitely not straight.

The wooden floor, on the other hand, doesn't have perfect lines anyway, so this could be a case of nature being random, as opposed to some sorta editing fail.

Plus, for those who believe Kylie edited her waist, let's not forget that Kylie Jenner wears both waist-trainers and Spanx.

I can't prove whether she's wearing one or both in the above photo, but if you think any Kardashian-Jenner's waist looks unrealistic, it might help to keep this in mind.