16 Times Your Big B**bs Got All Up In Your Face. Literally.

 I do not understand the obsession with having big boobs.

Do people even understand the tortuous, daily grind that is having these giant melons strapped to your chest?

The back aches. The stares. The thoughts that you're probably slutty when nature LITERALLY just endowed you with these monstrous mammeries.

And no. THEY ARE NOT FAKE! UGH!

So stop thinking it's so awesome to have these ballooning breasticles attached to our chest. You have no idea how lucky you are.

1. The sadness that is never wearing a backless shirt, dress, or anything.

Yeah, because not wearing a bra will go SO well. Those things will be everywhere.

2. Guys just don't know what to do with them.

That bra comes off, and all hell breaks loose. It seemed like a good idea at the time...

3. If you're going to hold up the girls, those teeny shirts just won't work.

Low cut? Nope. Crop top? No thanks. T-shirt until I die. Yup.

4. Yeah, this is the reason why those teeny shirts don't work.

I mean, what is this thing?! A parachute?! No wonder it feels so good to take off...as you'll see in number 6.

5. Crumbs. Popcorn. A whole sandwich. It happens.

Honestly, I've come to the point where I have no shame in just digging in and getting those itchy, annoying things out.

6. The magic that is taking your bra off at the end of the day.

THE BEST FEELING EVER! THEY ARE FREE!

7. Every. Damn. Time.

They're just too heavy to NOT leave massive indents on your skin after an hour of wearing one. OUCH!

8. Strapping those bad girls down is quite the task.

And yet, it never seems to be enough. Apparently nothing can hold these things up, I mean look at number 9!

9. Can they please make a bra strap that WON'T snap?!

So many bra lives have ended this way.

10. Yeah. Forget watching shows on your back.

The only time this works is when you need a place to put a bowl of chips.

11. Yep. Been there. Done that.

It's the only way to be comfortable. Seriously. The only way.

12. Not wearing a strapless bra because of THIS RIGHT HERE!

HATE. THIS. SO. MUCH. I'm trying to look classy, not Jersey Shore classy. As much as I hate bras, I seriously need them. I totally feel for number 13.

13. I wish I could be a part of this type of feminist activism... but I just can't.

I'm sorry... I wish I could... I just... I can't.

14. I will never be able to wear a pretty bra.

Like, what do these even do?! I'm convinced they are just for show.

15. Push up bra? I'm good thanks.

This isn't the 17th century. I don't need my boobs in my chin.

16. I will never be able to buy a pretty bra. Never ever.

I will not waste my money and boobs on a pretty bra that will do absolutely nothing for me. Just, no.

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