Cardi B Rapped About A Threesome With Chrissy Teigen, And Her Response Was Pure Gold

Cardi B Rapped About A Threesome With Chrissy Teigen, And Her Response Was Pure Gold

If you're looking for some clean, wholesome music, Cardi B wouldn't be my first suggestion. 

However, if you're interested in some raunchy rap lyrics about a celeb fantasy three-way, then Cardi B has juuuuust the song for you.

It's called "She Bad," and it's causing a bit of a stir online.

Last month, Cardi B announced that she'd be dropping her debut album, Invasion of Privacy, on April 6.

The album includes 13 tracks, one of which makes a steamy mention of both Chrissy Teigen and Rihanna.

On the track "She Bad," Cardi raps: "I need Chrissy Teigen / Know a bad b**** when I see one / Tell RiRi I need a threesome."

All gutter-thoughts aside, Chrissy, Rihanna, and Cardi B are three bangin' alpha females who would make a great team in any sense of the word.

But what does Chrissy actually think of the idea?

Let's just say that Chrissy Teigen completely lost her biscuits once she caught wind of the lyrics. 

Having Cardi B request a threesome with you is more than proper cause for dropping your food on the floor.

Really, though, Chrissy was eating biscuits at the time. 

If Chrissy ever tweets about food, it's unlikely that it's a metaphor. She probably just cooked it or is currently consuming said food.

After allegedly dropping her cheddar biscuits, Chrissy confirmed that she was, in fact, a bad b**** because bad b*****es make bisque.

Sure, I'll accept that logic.

Naturally, the internet was just bathing in the bisque of this sensual idea.

There are a lot of thoughts going through my head right now, none of which I feel are appropriate to share with you at this time.

However, not everybody was convinced that these provocative rhymes were written by Cardi B. 

Instead, they suggested that it was Cardi's fiancé, Offset, who is one-third of the hip-hop trio Migos.

Perhaps this is Offset's dream scenario, you know? I don't have to cite a specific Migos song to say with certainty that they've rapped about three-ways before.

But the real question is: What's Rihanna's take on all of this?

Who knows? But it's not like this threesome would ever actually happen. 

For now, it'll have to remain a fantasy of Cardi B's...or Offset's.

Tell us what you think about Cardi's lyrics in the COMMENTS!