Proof Doctors Have A Sense Of Humor. Best Diagnosis Ever.
Sometimes we have the impression that doctors don't know how to have a good time. We make the assumption that they are entirely professional and incapable of humour. Well, when this mother took her daughter to the doctor's office, one doctor shows his true colours and makes a hilarious joke.
"She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. James, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant-about 4 months, would be my guess."
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"Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?"
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?"
Darla replies, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!"
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