What Your Mattress Says About You

What Your Mattress Says About You

Let's face it, life is rough. But at the end of a hard day of work, we all have that one special something to go home to — our bed. You can tell a lot about a person by the type of mattress they sleep on. Don't believe me? Well, here are seven types of mattresses and what they say about you.

1. The Futon

If the girl you brought home wasn't freaked out by the fact that you live in your mom and dad's basement, she'll definitely start running once she sees the crumpled-up futon you call a bed. Oh, and that half empty box of tissues you have conveniently placed on your bedside table? Yeah...

2. The Bunk Bed

Oh, you're in your late twenties and still live with your parents? That's cool, at least you get to save some money. Oh, you still live in your childhood room? Whatever, that's alright. Oh, you still share a bunk bed with your older brother? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

3. The Waterbed

Besides the fact that you probably live in a basement apartment fully equipped with various lava lamps and beads instead of doors, your nightlife is pretty cool! Every night you sleep on the waves with nothing but that old fleece blanket with the pictures of wolves on it to keep you comfortable.

4. The Single

All of your friends are married and with kids. Meanwhile, you're too busy checking out the discount bins at your local video game store. This appropriately named mattress size is what you'll be for the rest of your life — single. You better get a cat. 

5. The Queen

Always equipped with a lovely, yet outdated floral pattern duvet, you see your bed as the perfect place to rest up before a long day at your first "real" job. But don't kid yourself, that queen-sized mattress is more of a laundry hamper than a bed. 

6. The King

Either you've met your soulmate or you simply refuse to go on a diet. Sure, you've got money, but you spend most of it on party-sized nacho plates that you eat by yourself in bed while watching Friends on Netflix.

7. The Leesa

You're too enlightened to visit a sleazy mattress showroom. You want a luxury mattress that feels amazing and doesn't cost a fortune. And you demand to buy it online and have it at your door in days. That's why you chose Leesa.