Funny Differences Between Men And Women

Funny Differences Between Men And Women

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. 

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die. 

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does. 

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage. 

11. Most often men start a conversation and women finish it.. 

12. There is no possibility of a woman admitting her mistake,however,the last man who admitted his mistake was the one who created women.. 

13. Women look great in hats whereas men look like ring masters in a circus show.. 

14. If you tell a woman you purchased a new car she will immediately ask you “what’s the color of the car..??..”..Tell the same thing to a man and he will ask you “what sort it is”.. 

15. Seek an explanation from a man on any topic under the sky and he will do that,at the most,in a sentence ..And now ask a woman-”what’s the capital of your country..” you will get the reply in paragraphs.. 

16. If you are lost in a street and ask a woman to guide you somewhere,she will give you directions via shops..And if you ask a man,he will give you directions via pubs..